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Viva Mexico
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Kyle, Donnie You fellows wanna go down to TJ
(What's TJ?)
Tijuana - Mexico!
I'm goin' down to TJ, lookin' for a BJ
I ain't payin' 250 for a throw
At home I can't get no romancin'
On account of my finances
That's why I sing "Viva Mexico"
I went down there just last year, I went through a case of beer
Two bottles of tequila, and a couple grams of blow
I met me a sweet putita by the name of Dulce Rita
She could suck a golfball through a hose
South of the border, you get more bang for yer buck
25 for a blowjob, 50 for a fuck
Gringo girls are too damn snooty, I need me some low-rent booty
That's why I sing "Viva Mexico"
Let's vamonos, boys!
It's all legal, never fear-you get titties with yer beer
There's so much ass to choose from, and it's all lookin' fine
Girls to the left (whoa), girls to the right (yeah), but you've only got one night
You'd do 'em all, if you just had the time
South of the border, you get more bang for yer buck
25 for a BJ, 50 for a titty fuck
Gringo girls are too damn snooty, I need me some low-rent booty
That's why I sing "Viva Mexico"
Yeah, that's why I sing "Viva Mexico"
Yeah, that's why I sing "Viva Mexico!"
Now that's what I call a road trip
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