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She Likes It (Rough)
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Yeah, she likes it that way, man,
she just can't get enough
You know she likes it...
(slap... aughhh)....
rough
So, a couple months back I drove down to the University
to see my nephew Johnny Wayne Whitelaw play in the big football game.
I don't know what the final score was,
but Johnny Wayne did give one guy a concussion,
and another guy a compound fracture.
I was proud of 'im.
So after the game me and Johnny Wayne
headed over to the local honky tonk for a little celebration.
We was drinkin' our buds
when I happened to glance over
and I noticed there was a little filly in the corner
with her nose in a dang book.
Can you imagine that
So I walked over to get a better look.
She was wearin'a Greenpeace t-shirt
and readin' somethin' called "Our Bodies, Ourselves"
so I asked her -
"Hey Honey- "what's so dang interesting in that book"
Turns out she's the head of the Women's Studies department
over at the college there....
whatever...
so I just said
"Hell, Honey how'bout I study you for a little while"
She kinda giggled,
and I offered to buy her a drink.
Then one strawberry margarita turned into
two, three, and four of 'em,
and next thing you know
we're in my truck headin' over to her place!
We barely got in the door
and she was down on her knees hummin' that ol' favorite.
Hell, I wasn't complainin.'
Next thing I knew she got on all fours
and we started doin' the horizontal mambo
when she said "Travis-pull my hair",
so I did,
"pull it harder!"
so I did.
"no, dammit, yank it, hurt me-come on!"
Yeah, she likes it that way, man,
she just can't get enough
You know she likes it...
(aughhh)....
rough
So there I was,
yankin'her hair
and poundin' away like a dang jackhammer
when all of a sudden she looks over her shoulder and says,
"Talk dirty - call me names - slap me".
And bein' a gentleman, of course, I had to oblige.
Hey, she likes it that way, man,
she just can't get enough
You know she likes it...
(slap... aughhh)....
rough
(You know, this song promotes the worst types of attitudes
against women and do you realize that the statistics show-)
Shuddup!
(No, I will not shut up
I have a point to make here..
slap..
Oh!...
slap slap..
Oh, baby!)
Like I was sayin'...
Here I am not just bonin',
but yankin', spankin', and cursin'
the director of the Women's Studies Department at a major university...
will wonders never cease
Heh, heh, heh heh...
let me tell you somethin'
I ain't never raised my hand to a woman.
Well, there was that one time where Darlene got mouthy
and I wound up takin' Anger Management classes
and doin' a stint out on Route 9 in an orange jumpsuit.
But the point is- when it comes to handlin' a woman,
it's a fine line between abuse and a damn good time.
So remember, no matter what she tells ya, about how "men are so insensitive,
they never listen, they're pigs", etcetera, etcetera....
don't you believe it.
"Cause, she likes it that way, man,
she just can't get enough
You know she likes it....
(slap... aughhh)....
feels good, don't it
You're one of them liberal types, ain't ya
(Uh huh).
Well, in the spirit of bi-partisanship I'm gonna give you what you want.
(Ok)
Here's your peace
(slap-oh!)
and here's your love-unghhh!
(Oh!)
Yer doin'a great thing, Honey,
startin' a dialogue with a real Americanit's about tim
e you met the Right Wing
here it comes
(slap-Oh!)
Ya like that, don't ya?
(Uh huh).
Is that hard enough
(Uh-uh)
Let's try it again
(slap-ugh!)
How'bout that, was that better?
(Uh huh).
Allright, Honey, let's take this baby home...
unghhh!....unghhh!...
(augh!)... ...
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