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Assman
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(All right, lets do it)
Assman! Yeah hes an assman! Yeeaaah
I was walkin round downtown the other day
With a buddy o' mine
When we came across one o them model-type gals
You know the ones - 511,
About 86 pounds soakin wet
My buddys oooin and aaaahin
"Did you get a load of her Travis! Man she is fine!"
All I could think was - How the hell does she keep them pants up
CHORUS:
Some guys go crazy
About them bee-stung lips
Some fellas go wild when they see some skinny hips
Plenty more go ga-ga over some big ole honkin tits
But me Im an Assman
Yeah Im an Assman
So I looked at my buddy and I said
Aw hell, you know me! Ill do a rattlesnake if you hold its head
I just wouldnt know where to start with that gal over there
I mean, should I buy er a drink or just offer her a rice cake
CHORUS:
Some guys go crazy
About them bee-stung lips
Some fellas get wild when they see some skinny hips
Plenty more go ga-ga over some big ole honkin tits
Not me - Im an Assman
Yeah Im an Assman
What is about them cakes, makes me start to sing
Maybe cuz they look just like jello on a spring
Columbus knew it long ago
The world aint flat its round
I need a sweet badonkadonk to send me heaven-bound
(SPOKEN)
Yeah its a funny thing about this country
Yeah - Seems to me we like just about everything big.. yknow
Texas, jumbo jets, extra large fries, super size it, Big Gulps, triple decker sandwiches, 50% more FREE!
Yeah it seems we think bigger is better in just about every aspect of life and rightly so
But lets take a look at some of these girls were supposed to be getting all excited about
Paris Hilton? Julia Roberts?! Cameron Noazz??!!
Hell I'll take that J-Lo any day of the week!
Some guys go crazy
About them bee-stung lips
Some fellas get wild when they see some skinny hips
Plenty more go ga-ga over some big ole honkin tits
But me - Im an Assman
Yeah Im an Assman
Come over here honey! Turn around for a second, show me your good side
There you go! Thatll work! Cmon!! Oh thats beautiful, I love it!
(Newscaster)
THIS JUST IN! Men of all races and creeds appreciate the wonders of the well-rounded female posterior
(Raj Patel)
Look at this Rami, this woman has the most incredible nitamba that I have
Ever seen! It is truly truly remarkable
(Chato Calderon)
Oye Hector! Viste las nalgas allie en la chica que estaba en la esquina Que maravillosa!
(Dominic Douchinni)
Did you get a load of that broad over on the corner
Unbelievable!
You could eat a five-course meal off her ass
(Izzy Mandelbaum)
Hey look at that! She reminds me of your mother when I first met her
back then, she had a great ass!
(Malik Jenkins)
Go on girl, Yeah! With yo big ass!
Go on baby, thats what Im talkin about.
Yeah. Yeah!
Whats yo name girl?
whats yo name?
Yo come over for a second baby,
yo yo yo come over over here a second,
lemme talk to you for a second
whats yo name?
Why you gotta be like that?
No, thats alright girl.
I still love you.
That's alright.
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